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The original was posted on /r/salmacian by /u/PhraseFirst8044 on 2025-09-30 08:41:59+00:00.

please be aware that i’m high right now but honestly i kind of actually want to do this even though i probably can’t. is it possible to get surgery for two dicks anyways? who’s gonna stop me? the dick police?