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The original was posted on /r/legalcatadvice by /u/gt0163c on 2025-10-28 14:22:27+00:00.

Diz me, Nix. Habbin da rarez momentz ob peace in da sunbeamz.

Da mini-yon lubz da pikkel. Diz iz noz surpwize. Hez eben cam wif one frum da res-q frenz.

Da mini-yon lubz da catz silberz vinez too.

Henlo frenz. Iz Nix.

Youz maybez rememberz dat Iz gotted da mini-yonz last Caturday. Himz been stayin in da quarmantime room fur da last few fureberz but Meowmy lettin him outz fur da supurrbised explorez. An, frenz, diz iz da stressfulz time fur mez. Da mini-yonz (wez still werkshoppin himz fureber nam. Wez tinkin eidder Lumie or Pixel.) noz doz da stopz. Hez runrunrun an playplayplay an jumpjumpjump an sniffz all da tingz an den runrunrunz off gainz. Hez done da pounce on mez. Hez don da ttack on meowmy’z feet (heeheehee. Dat gud crimez.).

Iz tryin to be frenz. Iz sitz an watchez him. Iz triez to mak da slowz blinkz at him but hez noz lookz at mez. Himz just runrunrun. Meowmy sayz wez habz to gibz him time to getz usseded to us an da hawz an all da new tingz. An Iz tryin. But Iz missin a lotz ob napz an Iz noz lik to missez mai napz. Meowmy sayz Iz llowed to bapbapbap himz if hez getz on mai nerbez tooz much. Iz don dat just a cuple ob timez. An Iz doz da hisshisshiss when hez ttack me when Iz noz wantz to be ttacked. An Iz tinkz himz gettin da ideaz. But howz Iz tell when Iz noz can meow wif him acuz himz runrunrun all da timez?!?

Doz any frenz habz da sperinence wif da mini-yonz whoz noz da illegally smolz or eben da smolz but whoz noz stayz still longz enuff to habz da good meow an getz to knowz each udder?

(Meowmy here. The kittie currently ignoring the name Lumie…formerly buttons…possibly to become Pixel is starting to settle in. But he gets so excited to come out of the office and explore all the new things. Nix is being a very good girl and only getting upset when he really annoys her. She’s even trying to slow blink at him, but he won’t sit still long enough to see her do it. I’m confident we’ll get there. It’s just the awkward time of everyone figuring things out and settling in. And the little guy sure is cute.)