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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/throwaway92641893 on 2025-10-29 23:32:53+00:00.

My wife just got a promotion, so to celebrate I changed into some new lingerie and a slutty outfit before she got home from work–tight faux leather leggings, corset, and heels.

Just as things started heating up, I noticed that the shoulder straps on the corset could unhook in front, and undid one for some reason. I hadn’t realized how much tension it was under, and immediately lost my grip. The metal clip immediately shot backwards and nailed my wife (who had been behind me) right above her eye and she crumpled to the floor in pain. Now she has a massive black eye and a migraine. Obviously, the festivities ended immediately at that point.

We’re not sure what’s going to be worse, telling people her wife gave her that black eye, or that she was injured in a lingerie accident.

TL;DR: I undid a lingerie strap and almost blinded my wife.