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The original was posted on /r/dallas by /u/Euphoric-Today-9299 on 2025-11-04 16:35:18+00:00.


For real though every time I walk out of a store holding a beer sealed, I feel like I’m doing a felony. Or eating Buc-ee’s brisket in traffic. What’s your this should be a crime but somehow isn’t moment?