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The original was posted on /r/talesfromretail by /u/Suny_monkey on 2023-09-09 22:09:35.

Well, it happened again. I was giving my patented “take the shortcut by the bathrooms” speech and my customer wasn’t listening. As always, I’m completely understanding if someone is not familiar with my massive store, but at least follow my instructions if you’re going to ask for them.

Customer: Hi. I’m looking for this item holds up photo but it just tells me it’s in Workspaces.

Me: Well, Workspaces is upstairs, but let me double check the location for you. typing Okay. It looks like we still have these on this level over in Home Organization. You’re just going to follow this wall indicates wall at back of store through the plants and take the shortcut next to the bathrooms.

C: Okay. So just back this way? points to front of store

Me: No, follow this wall again gestures toward back wall through the plant room and there’s a shortcut next to the bathroom.

C: Okay. Thank you. turns and walks to front of store

Me: stares after her Can’t win ‘em all.