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The original was posted on /r/AmItheAsshole by /u/Classic-Associate-38 on 2023-09-10 17:05:25.

My wife loves the show Yellowstone and she has lots of relatives that farm and ranch. She, however, is a city girl.

For her birthday I decided to blow a wad of cash on something useless. I bought her a cowboy hat. A very expensive cowboy hat. From a place that does custom fitting.

I got myself one as well and I got it fitted to my big melon. It fits perfectly and is actually really comfortable and useful. I can understand why they are working hats.

My wife was asked by the salesperson if her hat fit. She said yes. I told her to get it fitted so it would be perfect. The salesperson said it was no problem. My wife said that it for really well and did not need any extra attention.

It blew into the ocean when we took a whale watching tour. She said she wanted to go back to the store to replace it. I asked her if her budget could handle it. She is mad at me now for not replacing it. I don’t think I should have to spend more money because she “hates being a bother” and making people do their job.