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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Material_Isopod_7512 on 2023-07-04 02:19:39+00:00.

My stepson, bless him, has a love for black pepper in all his food. So much so that he will go through the entire household’s black pepper in a matter of weeks, and will regularly douse plates full of eggs with so much pepper they turn black. Making him stop putting so much on was a losing battle. To get rid of this problem he now has his own pepper shaker he keeps in his room that is literally twice the size of the one I keep in the kitchen.

Today he brought it to me to open while I was laying on my bed. It burst open and spilled several tablespoons worth of black pepper all over me and the bed. I called my husband upstairs and he helped me vacuum it off of me and our bed. I then took a quick shower to Un season myself. Everyone involved was quite amused by the situation and my stepson especially fought the urge to laugh for a surprisingly long time.

TL;DR: My stepson has a pepper problem and has his own pepper shaker to spare the one for everyone else. I tried to open it and seasoned myself and my bed.