This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot.

The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/broken-bed1123 on 2023-07-04 10:13:40+00:00.

My wife (33F) and I (30M) are visiting my childhood home. We are living with our parents. Last night they went out to a party and left us in charge. My wife and I were drinking a lot. We were having some relationship issues too. It led us to argue for days. Even before coming to our hometown we argued. Yesterday the thing same happened. Except we were drunk and were a little too honest. She told me how she never feels attractive because I ignore her. I ignore her because the last time I tried to do something about our intimacy issues she ignored me. We both messed up in the communication part in our life. So, we were ranting and confessed to each other that we still love the other and wish there was something to spice up our marriage because lately it has been stale.

One thing led to another, we started kissing on the couch. We were vigorous. We haven’t had sex in 6 months so all pent up emotions and “horniness” was coming out. Mixing alcohol creates a recipe for disaster. We made this into a challenge. We decided that we would have sex in every room in the house. My parents went to a party with their old friend. I was sure they will not come home before 1am. And it was still early. We were going at it. First it was my childhood bedroom. Then we moved to the guestroom, the kitchen and so on. Lastly we went to our parent’s bedroom. I was a little drunk but still cautious that we were doing it in our parent’s bed. Somehow this made both of us even hornier and we were going at it roughly. The bedframe was hitting the wall but we did not care. Suddenly, I hear a crack noise. The bedframe was cracked. I got up and panicked. My wife was telling me to calm down because they wouldn’t notice. I was still unsure.

My parents came home late at night. We cleaned their room just the way it was to avoid suspicion. Later in the morning my dad complained the bed has broken. He was sleeping and suddenly the bed broke when he was turning. My dad has a huge body. So I can see the bed must have broken due to his body pressure. I haven’t told my parents yet. They are still wondering how this bed can break so easily. I lied to my dad and told him the bedframe was very old. It must have become weak overtime. He bought it. I do feel guilty because he probably doesn’t have enough money now to get a new bed because he fixed his car and AC just recently.

TLDR: Had sex on my parent’s bed and it broke. My dad thinks it is because the bedframe was old.