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The original was posted on /r/outside by /u/brokenimage321 on 2023-09-24 20:29:24.

Goddamn tree mains. They somehow managed to turn the survival-sandbox of Outside into an idle game.

And they’re EVERYWHERE. Can’t hardly throw a rock without hitting one. “Old-Growth Forest” biome? Give me a break–that’s just a bunch of tree mains AFK-Ing for so long they forgot their logins.

And you can’t even fight back! PVP is enabled, but if you TRY it, you get hit with a massive gold penalty. I don’t know what dirt they have on the mods, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard such bullshit as “Tree Law” in my entire playthrough. Why can’t all those [Lawyer] classes spend their time on something that actually NEEDS PROTECTING. Anyone remember the mass ban of passenger pigeons a while back? Yeah, I thought not–because a billion dead pigeons don’t get a [Lawyer] as excited as a single tree who got his fee-fees hurt.

Goddamn trees. Devs, for the good of the game, you gotta do something to fix all these trees! Ban then for goldfarming, or enable PVP, or at least log 'em all out once, see who’s actually still playing. Otherwise, I might start to level up my [Axe] skill…

[For reals, though–I love trees! This is all in fun. Just thought it’d be fun to channel impotent nerd rage for a bit :) ]