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The original was posted on /r/twoxchromosomes by /u/cheeze_n_mustarda on 2023-09-26 23:54:35.

About a week ago, I took the chance to reconnect and talk with my father again. We had a falling out many years ago and haven’t spoken a lot since. While we were very low contact, I gained weight.

So I got to meet him and his family and I thought it was going great. His wife told me that he has changed and is sorry about all the things that went bad in the past. I was so happy to hear it and was just ready to start new. I was so excited to get to meet his family and my half siblings again.

And so I thought it was going great. We got to talk and bond, and he behaved. Now mind you, my father is a strange character. He is like a wind-up monkey toy, that is annoying, loud and thinks he is the star of every gathering. But you can look past that and sometimes you can have a decent conversation with him.

That one day we had a good talk and he asked for a hug. When he hugged me, he started giggling and hugged me tighter. I said jokingly: “Ok that’s enough, you gonna squeeze me too death with that beer belly of yours.”

Next day he asked for more hugs and every time he would giggle loudly. Again, he is a weirdo, I had no idea what the hell he was on about. But I thought, you know what, it’s nice that he keeps asking for hugs… right?

Well on the last day I realised what it was all about. I had a suspicion and he confirmed it. He thought it was funny that my tits would press into him and kinda sit on top of his beer belly. As I mentioned earlier, I gained weight and my chest is on the bigger side. MF asked me for all the hugs because of this!

I’m so disappointed and grossed out. I was so excited to see them and bond with my family, but all I can think about are his gross hugs and his gross giggles.

I feel like an idiot.