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The original was posted on /r/twoxchromosomes by /u/the_black_mamba3 on 2023-09-27 03:14:50.

While I was getting ready to leave for work this morning, I spotted some…unsightly material on the bottom of the toilet seat, that I know for a fact was not my doing. As I was heading out the door, I texted my boyfriend, who was sleeping, asking if he could clean the toilet since it was his turn to clean the bathroom anyways. Didn’t bring up the splashback to save the embarassment - shit happens, literally.

I get home, go to use the toilet, and the bowl has obviously not been cleaned (toilet gel still in the bowl, fecal matter still on the seat). I find him and the conversation goes:

Me: “Hey I thought you said you would clean the toilet today? It’s not clean”

BF (immediately defensive): “what do you mean it’s not clean?? I cleaned it!!”

Me: “well it’s very obviously still dirty. There’s dookie spray on the underside of the seat! Did you not clean under it or clean the bowl?”

BF: “I scrubbed the whole thing with toilet paper like 3 times!!”

Me: “…you ‘cleaned’ the toilet with dry toilet paper? You need to use at least a Clorox wipe to disinfect it, and you need to clean the bowl.”

BF: “I don’t understand how I can slave away cleaning for hours and it’s STILL not good enough for you!!”

Guess who ended up cleaning the dookie spray -_-