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The original was posted on /r/AmItheAsshole by /u/Gullible-Nose9502 on 2023-09-27 07:06:36.

I just got back from my friend’s wedding in Mexico. It was at a fancy all inclusive. Everyone mostly did their own thing with only a few group events planned, other than the wedding and reception obviously.

One of the group activities was dinner out at on of the restaurants that required a reservation. It was beautiful and the service was fantastic.

One hiccup. The best man did not want potatoes. He wasn’t allergic, potatoes did not take out his parents in a dark alley, and he hasn’t sworn to avenge them. As far as I know anyways.

I speak spanish and after he asked me I asked the waiter to please not serve him potatoes. Well you know where this is going.

He was maliciously served potatoes. And he would not shut up about it. He pointed out to everyone at our table that he had been served a starchy tuber against his will. Other tables were watching him and listening to him getting upset about the potatoes.

He ate the rest of his meal but would not drop the potatoes. I couldn’t take it any more. I reached over and grabbed the potatoes with my hand and put them on my plate. And then I ate them. He just sat there stunned. Then he got up and went to his suite.

He avoided me the rest of the time there but he made sure to tell everyone what an asshole I was and how unladylike my behavior was.

I just wanted him to STFU about the potatoes.

My friend wants me to apologize for causing drama.