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The original was posted on /r/AmItheAsshole by /u/DibsOnThisNameOk on 2023-09-27 20:35:14.


I know this might be a bit more tame or silly than most posts here, but I just wanted to know what everyone else thinks.

Me and my 2 roommates had pizza for dinner last night, my treat. I was the first one to grab my slices, 2 of them, and grabbed the biggest slices since it looked like they sliced it a bit weird. Now, I (25F), can eat the 2 slices just fine and with the cheese bread we got with it, it’s a nice sized meal for me.

My roommates B (26F) and H (28M) came to the kitchen shortly after to grab their peices and to thank me for buying dinner. H saw the 2 slices I had before he opened the box and said “Wow, did you get the XL pizza?” and when he opened the box he got a disappointed look and his shoulders drooped. When I asked what’s wrong, he started saying in a depressed tone “these peices are all smaller, I’m the biggest person here so I should have gotten the biggest peices honestly…”

I said “No, I bought the pizza so I get to pick my slices first, and I wanted these ones.” To which he replied that I was throwing the fact that I bought it in everyone’s faces and that was a shitty thing to do. He then said “since you got more pizza I should get more cheese bread to make it even”. I then replied that no, we each get equal amount of peices of the bread. B was quiet through it all like she didn’t care and just grabbed her food and sat in the livingroom.

Was I being shitty?