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The original was posted on /r/amithecloaca by /u/MenopawsalMisty on 2023-10-02 17:29:11.

Misty here, Void Seenyur Kitizen.

I have been living in current hotel fur big long time now, must be three revolution soon. Is pretty comfortable though staff could do better (is getting darks fur longer is time my hot bed was hot again!).

The meal situation is barely acceptable though. I has a continuous buffet of biskwits in the dining hall available fur me to eat at any time. But the fresh meals supplied by the room service staff is not 24 hours! In fact is not every day. Just now I had to draw the hooman sla… staffs attention to the fact that it has been fifty eleventy nine furevers since I did get a bowl of fishy morsels in jelly!

I’m sure you will agree this is unacceptable but the hooman said (I kwote, I am elder in so many ways and definitely wise) " Misty you little cloaca head you could let me take my shoes off before you demand things!"

I know the hooman must go into the outside and I do accept that the reasons are not the silly so called werk that many hoomans claim. My hooman sl… staff must do a take care of grandpaw and this is acceptable. But the hooman must surely realise that as soon as they return my every whim should be served?

Surely I am not cloaca, hooman is cloaca head fur using such words?