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The original was posted on /r/twoxchromosomes by /u/nmsjtb0308 on 2023-10-02 23:31:18.

I had my tubes removed (for sterilization purposes) in the Summer of 2020. Every single month since then, I ask myself why I didn’t have my uterus removed, too. The doctor offered! I didn’t want to spend the extra $500! Sigh.

I manage 4 apartment complexes. I’m busy working at one of those today. I’m not paying attention until I feel it. You know what I mean. The, “Oh, fuck! Go to the bathroom RIGHT NOW!” kind of feeling.

Unfortunately, it was another ~5 minutes before I was able to escape.

4 minutes and 45 seconds too late. Sigh.

I do what I need to do, then pull out my top ninja skills and sneak away to a vacant apartment without being spotted. Great success!

I’m able to get myself and my pants all cleaned up, then toss my pants in the dryer.

Naturally, both the assistant manager and maintenance tech are male. I sent out a text that said, “I’m dealing with an issue that only women can have at certain times of the month during certain periods of their life. Don’t come into unit 305.” I get a, “TF?” and a, “lololol You got it, boss!”

So now I’m standing here, in a vacant apartment at work, without pants on, waiting for the dryer. 😂

Somebody find me a hole so I can climb into it. Lmfao

Happy Monday!