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The original was posted on /r/amithecloaca by /u/Prestigious-Job-3575 on 2023-10-02 21:09:13.

I am Loki, 1.5M void dog. I lives with brudder Ragnar, and hoomans TreatDude and FunLady. Me and Ragnar is in charge of Pac security. FunLady has spent the past couple days with us, taking us to DogPark and visits with frens. However, this morning she started to put on werk clothes. When this happens, either we gets to go to our job (tiring the other puppies out at DayCare) or has to stay home with TreatDude. It’s OK to stay and protec him, even though he now tired every day, he can take care of himself. DayCare job is more betterer.

I’m not allowed to jump on FunLady, but I do has loophole. I’m allowed to hug her if I’m on the bed or couch while she walks by. FunLady walked by, almost ready to leave. Me and Ragnar had not given her an inch of space since she fixed her coffee, begging her to let us go today. I was desperate to go with her, I hates when she not home. So I gives her hug every chance this morning. She NOT gonna forget to take me! I gived her a really good hug, she said it was a very good hug, and I pushed it a little further. It was a bamboozle hug! I got my whole chest over her shoulder. I wasn’t on the bed at all anymore! FunLady said ITC and “Loki, you are way too heavy to be a scarf!” I don’t even know what a scarf is.

AITC for bamboozle hug? I don’t think so, since we got to got to DayCare.